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Kat Beyer paints what she cannot write and writes what she cannot paint.

Ken Brady's latest story, "Walkers of the Deep Blue Sea and Sky" appears in the Exquisite Corpuscle anthology, edited by Jay Lake and Frank Wu.

Read Daniel Braum's story Mystic Tryst at Farrgo's Wainscot #8.

Alex D M's story "Snowdrops" appeared in Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet no. 22, and "Two Coins" is in Electric Velocipede 15/16.

Read Rudi's story "Detail from a Painting by Hieronymus Bosch" at Behind the Wainscot.

Jason Fischer has a story appearing in Jack Dann's new anthology Dreaming Again.

Sara Genge's story "Godtouched" may be found in Strange Horizons.

"Drowning Atlantis" is a collection of flash fiction by David Kopaska-Merkel, for sale at the Genre Mall, where you can find some of his other stuff as well.

Jason Erik Lundberg's latest book (co-edited with Janet Chui), A Field Guide to Surreal Botany, has just been released, and can be ordered at SurrealBotany.net.

Susannah Mandel's columns in Strange Horizons on the fantastic in classic literature can be found here.

Luc Reid's book Talk the Talk: The Slang of 65 American Subcultures is in bookstores now and is full of odd insights.

Angela Slatter's story 'Frozen' will appear in the December 09 issue of Doorways Magazine, and 'The Girl with No Hands' will appear in the next issue of Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet.

Edd Vick's latest story, "The Corsair and the Lady" may be found in Talebones #37.

Trent Walters has a poetry chapbook, Learning the Ropes, forthcoming from Morpo Press.

Jonathan Wood's story "Notes on the Dissection of an Imaginary Beetle" from Electric Velocipede 15/16 is available online.

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Welcome to the Future!

by Edd Vick

Introduction

You have stepped from your rightful place and time into this rude world of the here and now. It is my duty and solemn pleasure to introduce to you the rudiments of life as it is now lived.

First, a word on why you are here. These men of the future are consumed with making. They are crafters of the first water, but users of a most inferior kind. Their automobiles smash one into another with abandon; their airplanes, with all the sky in which to fly, do the same; and their neglect of the world in which they live bids fair to bring it crashing down around their ankles.

More to the point, they build machines that hurtle them back in time at will. Haply, due to some quirk of nature, the traveler finds his mental essence exchanged with some denizen of the past while his respective bodies remain bound to his own time. When he returns, if he returns, the exchange is reversed.

Sometimes the he is a she but most often not. Women prefer to remain rooted to their own bodies.

If he dies in the past he does not return to reclaim his present body. If he chooses to remain in the past, he does not return. If the machinery he needs loses its connection to your host, he does not return. In that case you will be awakened from your imposed sleep, be given citizenship papers, and be turned out on the street with a copy of this book.

Therefore, welcome! Make of the future what you will, and beware the sudden drowsiness that presages your being taken by some resident of the even more distant future.

Coffee will help.

-WS


Comments

Shakesperean time travel, gotta love it !

Posted by: Daniel | August 13, 2008 4:19 AM

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