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by David C. Kopaska-Merkel

To: dmerwyn@caustic.net
From: genie@wishes.com
Subject: 3 wishes
Dear D. Merwyn:
Congratulations! You have been selected to receive three wishes! To claim your wishes, simply hit the reply button and state your request.

To: genie@wishes.com
From: Dan Merwyn
Subject: Re: 3 wishes
Please do not send any more spam to this address.

To: dmerwyn@caustic.net
From: genie@wishes.com
Subject: Re: 3 wishes
Dear Dan:
Congratulations! You have won three wishes. To claim your wishes, simply hit the reply button and state your request.

To: genie@wishes.com
From: Dan Merwyn
Subject: Re: 3 wishes
Stop sending me this stuff. I get too much spam and I'm certainly not going to buy your stupid product!!

To: dmerwyn@caustic.net
From: genie@wishes.com
Subject: Re: 3 wishes
Dear Dan:
We are not selling anything. You have won three wishes. To claim your wishes, simply hit the reply button and tell us what you want.

To: genie@wishes.com
From: Dan Merwyn
Subject: Re: 3 wishes
Stop bothering me!! Can't you tell I have work to do?! Telemarketers and junk mail are bad enough, do I have to suffer through this as well? Please, please, please leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!

To: dmerwyn@caustic.net
From: genie@wishes.com
Subject: Re: 3 wishes
Dear Dan:
Telemarketers? Can you express that in the form of a wish?

To: genie@wishes.com
From: Dan Merwyn
Subject: Re: 3 wishes
I get more spam than real e-mail. In fact, most days all I get is spam. Will I never have peace?! Oh, God, I wish the internet had never been invented!!!!!!!!

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I. M. Genie
Wishes, Inc.
321 Desire Dr.
Fulfillment ND

Dear Sir or Madam:
Congratulations! You have been selected to receive two valuable wishes! Do not throw away this letter. Simply reply to the address above to claim your wishes. Please state your wishes unambiguously.

Sincerely,


I. M. Genie,
Field Agent


Comments

i want to make real wishes witch ones wilcome true

Posted by: abcd1990 | April 15, 2009 10:40 AM

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