The Last Man
by David
The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knot on the door.
Hmm … too passive.
The last man on earth sat alone in a room. It all seemed so REAL!
Cheating.
The last man on earth sat alone in a room.
Too depressing. Nihilist? Realistic?
The last man on earth sat alone in a room, regretting his sex change. Waiting for the second-to-last man to return from foraging? Let’s see, meditating before going to meet the last woman on earth. And wishing he’d not had a vasectomy.
Too obvious.
The last man on earth sat alone in a room. And used his last piece of paper.
Damn!
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