All Stories by David Kopaska-Merkel
David Kopaska-Merkel- "Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."
- A Man Walks Into A Bar
- A Natural Attraction
- A Remarkable Reaction
- A time of great pleasure
- Advanced Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath IV: Citadel of the Ghoul®
- Al
- Aliens Wrecked My Bike
- An Abruptness of Gulls
- Attractive Nuisance
- Bah, bah black goat
- Bargain
- Bird
- Bradley the Magnificent
- Breakfast World
- But Wait, There's More
- Catalyst
- Catch a Slug!
- Cheese
- Childhood still sucks
- Click for More
- Close to the Cure
- Conjure Woman
- Connected
- Crow Guide
- Data Note: A recently recovered Principalian stasis object
- Death is Not the Answer
- Declaration
- Demon Dog Treats
- Dial "R" for Robot
- Dinner out in the Yucatan
- Do fish feel pain?
- Doing Free Time
- Egg Salad Surgery
- Everyone's a Carnivore
- Evolution/Extinction
- Firefly Smoke
- Fishing for Eloise
- Fly away, now
- Foiled Again
- Fossil
- Freshman Cosmology
- Handbag
- Happy 13,000,000,000th
- Has he thoughts within his head?
- Help me, Daily Cabal
- Hesitantly, the doorman raised his hand
- Hold the Mayo
- Holiday
- Home ranges and habits of mid-Atlantic weresnails
- Home Sweet Home
- Hotel Antarctica
- How I Spent my Summer Vacation At the Galactic Core
- I Fell
- If Ancient Texts are Anything to Go By
- In space, no one can hear you scream
- Interference
- It Began with the Rhinos
- It Was the Wurst of Times
- Jana's World
- Just Because You’re Paranoid
- Kansas City Time
- King Karl
- Kutter Wields the Knife
- Laughing Buddha
- Let the Goats Try
- Letters
- Life on Mars
- Lizard People
- Magic Shake
- Marcie's Day
- Maybe why he didn't want to be involved
- Menage à Trois
- Milkmaid
- Misprint
- Mission
- Mouse 21
- Mr. Smith Makes A Complaint
- My Very Best Friend
- Oh yeah, THAT chicken
- Outpost
- Parameters of the Parametes
- Past Due
- Pig Pong*
- Powers
- Princess Tulip Ariel Jade*
- Quarter for Your Thoughts
- Quota System
- Raise Your Hand if You Just Became a Vegan
- Reanimated
- Reduction In Force
- Request for Proposals
- Retrofit
- Riding Free at the Bear Lite Bulb
- Santa in the Time of Warming
- Set A Spell
- Shiny Sky Spirit
- Small World
- Smokin'
- Spare Bedroom
- Speaker
- Street People
- Take it on the Lime
- Take them bowling
- Talk, Talk, Talk
- Tech Gods
- That Dream
- The Bagel Didn't Fit
- The Cabbage-Patch God
- The Clockwork Possum
- The Dolls' Crusade
- The Fruit of the Baskervilles
- The Hole in Chestnut Street
- The Honeybee Movement
- The Last Man
- The Last Word
- The Mad Scientist Builds a Substitute
- The Mad Scientist's Evil Twin
- The Man With Two Thumbs
- The Mindbenders
- The Pantry
- The Pets of Tindalos
- The Theory of Geothermal Heating
- The Tooth
- The Unlucky Bot
- The World Engine
- They didn't come for the women
- Till Death Do Us Part
- Toe Testing Time
- Tom Swift and his Automatic Sausage Maker
- Touch
- Werecats of Kansas
- What are we going to do with Mary Ann?
- What Do I Win?
- What's the Difference Between a Duck?
- When pigs fly
- When Veggies Go Bad
- wishes.com
- With A Grain of Salt
- You Don't Know Beans
- Young Love, a tragedy
- Zoli Lends Himself Trouble