Plugs

Jason Erik Lundberg‘s fiction is forthcoming from Subterranean Magazine and Polyphony 7.

Edd Vick’s latest story, “The Corsair and the Lady” may be found in Talebones #37.

Trent Walters, poetry editor at A&A, has a chapbook, Learning the Ropes, from Morpo Press.

Angela Slatter’s story ‘Frozen’ will appear in the December 09 issue of Doorways Magazine, and ‘The Girl with No Hands’ will appear in the next issue of Lady Churchill’s Rosebud Wristlet.

Toad

by SaraG

Hailey grabbed the toad by the leg and threw it against the wall. There was an ugly splatter.

“See what you’ve done?” she told the prince which had matterialized half-conscious on the floor. “I’m never going to get those guts off the wall and the cleaning lady will ask all sorts of questions in the morning.”

“I’m sorry,” stuttered the boy. “You freed me, my Princess!”

“Yeah, whatever. That’s what we do in this country. We free people.” Hailey wrinkled her nose at the overwhelming acne on the boy’s face. “I’m soo glad I didn’t kiss you,” she said.

“But you will when we’re married?” he asked. Hailey lifted an eyebrow.

“You are going to marry me, aren’t you?”

Hailey backed off towards the door. She’d planned to spend the morning in bed, but the citric walls and cool posters weren’t as welcoming with slime dripping down to the floor.

“Wait, don’t leave me!” The frog-prince scuffled after her. “I rescued your PSP from that lake.”

Hailey turned towards him viciously.

“Listen to me, you little toad. I don’t owe you anything. Sure you got the PSP back, and I already said thank you for that. Following me home hasn’t been a cool move. And when I threw you? Well, I didn’t plan on freeing you, I was just trying to stop you from jumping into bed with me!”

The boy whimpered and gave her that look: emotional blackmail, pitiful thumb-twisting, a calf going to the slaughterhouse.

“OK, listen. I have to go to class now. Bertzank will go insane if I skip English 101. I can’t not go. You just go back to your lake and I’ll come get you after class.”

The frog prince scuttled obligingly out the door and Hailey closed it behind him with a sigh. It was a beautiful Saturday morning and she had cleaning to do.

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